London: Shoreditch Junkyard Golf Tickets for 9 or 18 Holes

London’s Junkyard Golf Club turns mini golf into a noisy, neon-toned obstacle course filled with creepy clowns, toxic volcanoes, pirate pigs, and smashed-up cars. This is less about polished putting and more about laughing your way through four strange worlds in Shoreditch.

I like the freedom to choose one course for 9 holes or two for 18, and I like the easy location a short walk from Liverpool Street Station. The main drawback is the timing rule for younger players: anyone under 18 must leave before 7 PM Sunday through Wednesday and cannot enter Thursday through Saturday.

Key points at a glance

• Four wildly different courses: Choose Basement Horror Rave, Circus FEAR-ground, Polluted Paradise, or 90s Garage Scrapyard.
• Pick your own route: A 9-hole ticket covers one course, while an 18-hole ticket lets you play two.
• Shoreditch location: The club is a short walk from Liverpool Street Station.
• A social night out: Expect loud music, bars around the venue, cocktails, and a playful party setting.
• Bring physical ID: The venue follows Challenge 25 and accepts major debit and credit cards only.
• Good value for groups: At $16.16 per person, the activity costs less than many London attractions and fills an evening with more than just putting.

What Junkyard Golf Shoreditch is really like

You arrive at Junkyard Golf Club in Shoreditch and exchange your voucher for entry. From there, you choose your course and collect your scorecard, golf club, and ball.

The format is simple, which helps in a lively venue. You are not locked into a fixed guided route or a long sightseeing schedule. Instead, you make your way through a selected course with your group, keeping score as you go.

The club mixes mini golf with drinks and pumped-up music. Bars are scattered around the venue, so you can buy a cocktail without treating the golf as a quiet sporting contest. The atmosphere is built for birthdays, date nights, after-work groups, and friends who want something more playful than a standard pub.

You should expect visual overload. The obstacles are designed to make you stop, laugh, and take in the setting before attempting a putt. The golf matters, but it is only part of the attraction.

Choosing between 9 holes and 18 holes

The 9-hole ticket gives you one course. It is the better pick if you want a short activity before dinner, drinks, or another Shoreditch plan.

The 18-hole ticket gives you two courses of your choice. At the listed price of $16.16 per person for the activity, playing twice offers the stronger value if you have time and enjoy the first course. You also get more variety, since the four themes feel different in mood and decoration.

The choice is not only about duration. It is about how much of the venue you want to see. One course lets you sample the concept. Two courses make the visit feel like a proper evening activity.

You can choose from the four available courses on arrival. The named characters are Dirk, Bozo, Pablo, and Gary, each linked to a different twisted world of junk, horror, and oddball obstacles.

Basement Horror Rave: the darkest option

Basement Horror Rave is the choice for a deliberately unsettling round. The course combines horror imagery with the energy of a nightclub, including the warning that you could lose your head along the way.

That mix matters. This is not a traditional haunted attraction, and it is not a calm game of golf. The course uses strange scenery, music, and a party atmosphere to keep the mood comic rather than purely frightening.

If you like horror themes, this is likely the course to choose first. If you dislike creepy figures or loud settings, consider one of the lighter themes instead. The exact feel can also depend on the group around you, since everyone is playing in the same lively environment.

Circus FEAR-ground and its creepy clowns

Circus FEAR-ground takes the circus idea and gives it a nasty twist. You putt past murderous creepy clowns and tackle the Carousel of Fear.

This course should appeal to anyone who enjoys theatrical decorations and exaggerated horror. The circus setting gives the holes a clear visual identity, while the clown theme adds a familiar scare factor without turning the activity into a serious fright experience.

You will probably spend as much time looking at the set pieces as lining up shots. That is part of the fun, but it also means the course may feel less focused for anyone hoping to test their putting skill in a clean, competitive way.

Polluted Paradise, grizzly bears, and pirate pigs

Polluted Paradise takes the idea of an idyllic setting and wrecks it. The obstacles include cage-fighting grizzly bears, toxic volcanoes, and pirate pigs, giving the course a rough, cartoonish style.

This is a strong choice if you want the most unusual collection of obstacles. The theme is broad and silly, with enough odd details to keep the game moving from one visual joke to the next.

The word paradise should not fool you into expecting a peaceful garden setting. The appeal is the contrast between the name and the polluted, junk-filled design. You are here for weirdness, not careful landscaping or refined decoration.

90s Garage Scrapyard and the smashed Mini

The 90s Garage Scrapyard course looks back to a time of garages, scrap metal, and bright pop-culture clutter. One of its signature features lets you slide off the roof of a smashed-up Mini and through a 90s garage.

This course may be the easiest recommendation for anyone who prefers nostalgia to horror. The design has a clear period feel, while the scrapyard setting keeps the club’s rough-edged character.

It is also a good option for mixed groups. Not everyone enjoys clowns or horror props, but the 90s garage theme offers a less frightening route through the venue. You still get the same playful obstacles and loud setting without making the whole round about scares.

Why the Shoreditch location works

Junkyard Golf Club is a short walk from Liverpool Street Station, making it practical for a day or evening in central London. You do not need to build a complicated transport plan around it.

The location also fits the activity. Shoreditch is well suited to a night of casual food, drinks, and entertainment, so you can add golf to a larger outing rather than treating it as a stand-alone destination far from everything else.

The activity lasts one day in the booking system, but that does not mean you spend an entire day on the course. You select from available starting times, then arrive at the venue to redeem your voucher and play. Check the available time before booking, especially if you need to coordinate dinner or another event.

Music, bars, and the social side

The club is built around a social atmosphere. Music is pumped up, drinks are available at bars around the venue, and cocktails can be purchased during your visit.

Food and drinks are not included in the ticket price. This keeps the basic entry cost fairly clear, but you should budget extra if you plan to make the visit part of a full night out.

I would not choose this activity if you want a quiet, serious golf session. The music and bar setup can make it harder to concentrate on every shot. For most groups, that is the point. You are buying a playful shared experience, not a formal sporting match.

The scorecard still gives the group a simple reason to compete. You can keep things casual or take the putting seriously, depending on the mood. The unusual obstacles mean that a lucky bounce or awkward angle can matter as much as polished technique.

Who will enjoy it most

This experience suits adults, couples, friends, birthday groups, and anyone looking for a break from museums and standard sightseeing. It is especially useful when you want an activity that gives a group something to do, rather than another place to sit and talk.

The 18-hole option is best for people who want more variety and plan to stay for drinks. The 9-hole option works well for a shorter visit or a group with several other plans in Shoreditch.

Age rules need careful attention. People under 18 are allowed in the venue before 7 PM from Sunday through Wednesday, and the last golf slot for them is at 6 PM. People under 18 are not allowed in the venue at any time from Thursday through Saturday.

The venue follows a Challenge 25 policy. Bring a physical passport or ID card, even if you look well over 25. A digital copy may not meet the entry requirement, so a physical document is the safer choice.

Price, value, and what you receive

The listed price is $16.16 per person. For that, you receive either 9 or 18 holes, depending on the ticket selected, along with a choice of course, scorecard, club, and ball.

That is a reasonable price for London if you want a themed activity rather than a simple round of mini golf. The value improves with the 18-hole ticket because you can see two different course designs and spend more time inside the venue.

The price does not cover food or drinks. If you buy cocktails, the final cost will rise, so compare the golf ticket with your full evening budget rather than judging the entry fee alone.

You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance for a full refund, and the reserve-now, pay-later option keeps your plans flexible. Those policies help if your London schedule is still changing.

Practical arrival advice

Go directly to Junkyard Golf Club and redeem your voucher at the venue. The activity begins and ends at the same location.

The venue is cashless. Major debit and credit cards are accepted, so bring a working card rather than cash.

I recommend checking the available starting times before you commit, even though entry is described as flexible on the day. That is particularly important for younger players, since their permitted hours are limited.

Bring your physical ID. This is the one small item that can cause a major problem if forgotten. The Challenge 25 policy applies at entry.

You do not need to bring golf equipment. Clubs, balls, and scorecards are supplied. Food and drinks can be bought inside, but they are separate from admission.

Is it worth booking?

Book Junkyard Golf Club Shoreditch if you want funny, strange, highly visual mini golf in a social setting. The four course themes give you real choice, and the 18-hole option offers enough variety to justify a longer visit.

Choose 9 holes if you have a packed London day or want a quick activity before dinner. Choose 18 holes if your group enjoys themed attractions, loud music, cocktails, and friendly competition.

Skip it if you want silence, serious golf, or a polished family attraction with no age restrictions. For everyone else, the Shoreditch location, modest entry price, and oddball course designs make this an easy choice for a playful London night out.

FAQ

Where is Junkyard Golf Club Shoreditch?

It is in Shoreditch, London, a short walk from Liverpool Street Station.

How many holes can I play?

You can choose a 9-hole ticket for one course or an 18-hole ticket for two courses.

Which courses can I choose from?

The available courses are Basement Horror Rave, Circus FEAR-ground, Polluted Paradise, and 90s Garage Scrapyard.

Are golf clubs and balls provided?

Yes. Your ticket includes a golf club, ball, and scorecard.

Are food and drinks included?

No. Food and drinks are available to purchase at the venue but are not included in the ticket.

Can people under 18 attend?

People under 18 may enter before 7 PM Sunday through Wednesday, with the last golf slot at 6 PM. They cannot enter at any time Thursday through Saturday.

What identification should I bring?

Bring a physical passport or ID card. The venue follows a Challenge 25 policy.

Can I pay with cash?

No. The venue is cashless, but all major debit and credit cards are accepted.